(Jim Haller) initially wrote a bio using way too many Elvis puns. We begged him, “Don’t be cruel,” but he claimed, “Oh c’mon everybody, it hurts me not to.” Perhaps playing a father on stage convinced him he had permission to let himself go and make bad dad jokes, but only fools fall in love with such low humor. Every pun was as criminally dense as a jailhouse rock. We’ll spare you and simply provide his IG @harrisonbrousseau. We hope that’s all right.